Man-Whoring

A funny thing happened to me the other day in class. I was telling someone how much I hate the job market down here. She turns to me and said, "Why don't you become a gigalo?" I thought that this was hilarious since there is no job market and the economy here couldn't support prostitution. I thought about it, but I realized that the women who could afford it, I would NEVER sleep with.

You see folks, if I were to become a man-whore here I'd be too damn pricey. I'd charge a couple of hundred a night (I have car payments to make and school to pay for). The most anyone here would pay would be about $20. There are few women here I'd want to sleep with and I'm not going to lower my standards, even for money.

I thought about doing it two years ago when I lived here last. I kept having problems with figuring out how I should charge. Whether it be by the inch, the hour, or the orgasm. I was talking to one of my (then) co-workers about it. She turned to me and said, "Why not a 'sliding-scale' (while grinning and winking at me)." Mind you she was very attractive, but just too young for my tastes at the time. Since then I've dated women ten years younger than myself (that I knew of). I have a hard time dating someone that young because I feel like a dirty old man (no comments from you Jerry about that). I'm too young to be a dirty old man, just a dirty old man in training. My dad can be a dirty old man, especially when we are out together, or his wife's not around. He's pretty cool about most things.

Since I've gone back to college I've realized a few things:
1. The girls didn't look this good when I was that age.
2. These girls are more aggressive.
3. Some of them are a bit more mature than I am(no big secret there).
4. Most of them have SERIOUS issues.
5. I've finally learned how to pick up on flirting.

Mind you I'm pretty clueless when it comes to women (just like most men), but some of them are just short of saying to me "I want to rock your world." I've been very repressed most of my life. I'm a one woman man (at a time at least), the only problem I don't know who that one woman is. Until I finally meet her (with my luck I'll be 90 and she'll be 17), I'm going to try to enjoy being alone.