Cuba Libre

Ok, I know I've been slacking off in my blogging duties as of late. I never realized just how much until last night when I got a call from a friend of mine bitching at me to post more often.

I've not been doing a whole hell of a lot lately. I spent about 3 hours yesterday fixing a leak in my bathtub (it only took me 15 minutes, but I had to keep going back to the hardware store to get more parts).

I did get a chance to see a movie that really got me pumped up and ready to do some shit (no, it wasn't the latest Jenna Jameson vid). I'm not a big fan of the movie Bad Boys, but I think that the sequel kicked major ass.

I remember the time I first saw it with my bastard son and his girlfriend. Afterwards he and I wanted to go to Cuba and blow shit up. We even talked about taking over Cuba--to hell with what we're doing now, just go over there and take over. Come on, Castro's like 200 by now, it's about time he kicked the bucket. It would be a perfect set up--free rum and Cuban cigars. We'd make a few changes of course. Legalize gambling, prostitution, and of course drugs. We'd make a killing by fleecing the Americanos by taxing the Hell out of everything that is "immoral." We'd have mad biatches and all the money we could make off of the stupid tourists. It's just a thought. Anyone want to help join up in out little quest to make a Paradise only 90 miles away from Florida is welcome to help us out. We have the training and the motivation, we just need the people to help us out in the beginning.

All I can say is "Fuck Fidel Castro!!"

Peace in the NorthEast (El Paso).